Dear Pakistani Social Media,
To those Pakistani social media members who make a living off of the “India vs Pakistan” (you call it this), like Naila Pakistani, Shaila Khan, Sana Amjad, Muzammil Qureshi, and others, who want India’s relations with India to be normalized, this ain’t never going to happen! There are multiple reasons why, so let’s get started.
- Radicalization of an entire population: I know, I know, you personally may not be radical but that’s temporary. Whenever your country has “done well” economically, you have attacked India. Why did I put that in quotes, you ask! Well, your economy has been an artificial one ever since your country’s birth! The war-based economy is not economic growth but artificial and can end quickly! And that’s what happened after Abbottabad! I have lived in the Arab world where they let foreign nationals live their own life. In your country, everything starts with an Inshallah, Subhanallah, or Hamdulillah and then continues with how your interviewees will change the Indian diaspora and the way it is set up. Please don’t deny this because on one of your shows that someone forwarded to me, in a sentence of 20 words from one of your “intellectuals”, 10 of them were Inshallah! Do you really think this will assist in Indian visa regulations being changed? The Hindu population is religious but I have never heard any Hindu use god’s name that many times in one sentence! Yes, India has/ had a few stupid people who want to have good relations with your country. Some of them are/ were high up in the political food chain, like Mani Shankar Aiyer, and Rahul Gandhi (both insignificant persons in the current Indian political scenario). The truth is, not one common Indian person really wants anything to do with your country. As the Prime Minister of India said, all y’all can survive on whatever you get from the dole-outs that the PMF gives you! You realized I called it the PMF and were wondering what that is! I have put in a request to the IMF to rename itself the PMF, with all the dole-outs you’ve gotten. Not sure whether they will listen to me, so stay tuned. My country, America, must be stupid to give your country so much money every few months. Result: No Visas
- You Never Get Your Facts Right: The PMF (IMF) asked your leaders to tax the rich! NOT THE POOR!! That’s the truth! Your leaders, as they’re wont to be, lied to you and taxed the common person. Since most, if not all of you, don’t read or comprehend English, you took your leader’s words as the truth! Consider the IMF (oops, sorry the PMF) to be a bank. They can give you money, but cannot tell you how to pay it back or where/ how to use it. Again, the banks give money based on your creditworthiness. Unfortunately, the PMF/ IMF deviates, from the banks, and is now famous for dole-outs! The only restriction the IMF can place, and does, is that the money NOT be used for defensive purposes! However, your country does use it for that! Paying salaries to the PHAT generals and their subordinates!! Imagine if both the radicalized people and the PHAT army generals lived in India! India would be doing exactly what you’re doing now!!! Result: No Open Borders.
- How Can One Forget Kashmir: Again, your people, including you, seem to think of Kashmir as “Mutanaza”(disputed), and your audience, as a unit, believes that Kashmir belongs to Pakistan. Do you know that a part of Gilgit-Baltistan (G/B) (also “Mutanaza”) was sold to China? I know you’re going to say it was gifted but the truth is it was sold. How else would China do all that digging within G/B? But, your people don’t seem to have a problem with that, but do want UN resolutions to be adhered to!! The day your leaders sold G/B to China was the day the UN resolutions went out of the window!! Again, your army and your leaders have not deemed it necessary to inform you about this! How could they? They wouldn’t have a leg to stand on!! As a result, and you should now understand this, India has said that the UN Resolutions are no longer acceptable! Result: No Visa.
- Hum Atami Power Hain (We Are A Nuclear Power): The claim, by your people, is “Hum Atami Power Hain”. You need to understand that your nukes are tactical missiles and not real nuclear weapons! What is the difference, you ask? Tactical nukes are less powerful than conventional nuclear weapons. You had 162 missiles the last time I checked. Your people don’t seem to understand that the Brahmos missiles are nuclear-capable, which means they can turn into nuclear missiles within minutes. India, according to your “taller than Himalayas, deeper than the oceans and sweeter than honey” friend, China, has 14,000 of them. Do you understand what that could do to a country as small as the state of Kerala? That’s how big your country is!! Remember, Baluchistan is NOT a part of your country, which reduces your country by at least 60%!
- India Ne Hume Kabhi Tasleem Nahi Kiya (India Has Never Recognized And Accepted Us): Your people talk about how India has never really accepted your country’s existence. However, when Atal Bihari Vajpayee did come to your country, and stood in Lahore to announce the acceptance of your country’s sovereignty, do you know what your army did? Well, once Mr Vajpayee left, your “powerful” army washed the place with “purifying” water. This was because a “Kafir” had stood in that place. Again, this showed your people’s radical views! Do you know what the result is? Result: No Visas.
To all y’all, I am not sure whether, or not, your intentions are good, or whether they’re driven by an instinct for survival. My guess is the latter, but I have been wrong quite a few times before. You need to understand that today’s India is not going to take any crap that y’all dole out and then, as you always do, offer an olive branch. India has seen too many olive branches, all from your country, only to be stabbed in the back. Well, keep making money with this “India vs Pakistan” topic though, I’m not sure how you compare the two countries! Good luck with that!!
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