My New Letter Series – Dear PM Modi, HIS Removal Was Not Cool…

It can NOT be “let’s talk business “ALL THE TIME! At some point, one needs entertainment, and THAT’S where RaGa steps in!

Kumar Sridhar

April 1, 2023

It can NOT be “let’s talk business “ALL THE TIME! At some point, one needs entertainment, and THAT’S where RaGa steps in!

Dear PM Modi,

I mean, what did he say that was offensive? All he asked, out of ignorance, was why all criminals have Modi as their last name? The guy mentioned Lalit, Nirav, and your name! It wasn’t like he generalized the entire Modi clan! You have to forgive him, as “he knoweth not what he speaketh”(thank you, Jesus)’! Someone asked him the same question about HIS last name and he used it against you! Do you seriously think he has the intellect to conjure up such idiocy?

To convict him, was I guess the court’s doing! I disagree with the conviction but that’s something we are all going to have to live down! I mean, the courts have ALWAYS sided with Congress, and why shouldn’t they? The INC has ALWAYS represented the weak and the helpless! They represent all that’s good about society, like justice for all (minorities), harmony (even if it meant forcing the majority to be subservient), and everything else that’s good for society. But, I digress!

To apply the law and have him removed from the parliament is gross injustice! This smells like a political vendetta (thanks Pinky Gandhi, or is that Pinky Vadra). Just think of the huge loss to the parliament, before taking this step, will you? The entire parliament is up in arms (the 10-15 opposition members and the entire BJP included). Yeah, the BJP! How are they going to get any entertainment now? Who’s going to make them laugh!! His blubbering and wantonly obnoxious statements ensured the parliament didn’t fall asleep!

Think about this: When Kharge talks, it has been called by many other unparliamentary names, and one realizes how enjoyable it is to have a dentist drill your mouth…without any anesthesia! When SoGa talks, one realizes the fact that money CAN buy everything! The billions that she legally earned as a ummm, bar-room dancer. Waitress, that’s the word I was looking for!! So, we get to see the importance of dentists and money when these two people talk! They’re showing the world the importance of (a lack of) education!!

What does one get when listening to you? All people hear is how well the country is doing internationally! Or when Smriti Irani talks? All people hear is her telling them how under-utilized the female segment of the population is! Or Gadkari? I could go on and on about the lack of entertainers on your side! It can NOT be “let’s talk business “ALL THE TIME! At some point, one needs entertainment, and THAT’S where HE steps in!

All y’all should be thankful to him for this purpose alone! What else does he bring? Thank you for asking that question. He brings class and charm to the unclassy and charmless parliament! Don’t laugh, Sir! When he walks into any place, the people wait in anticipation…of a good time! And he NEVER fails! His entire entourage (of about 30-40 people) ensures that people (the common person) understand they’re watching the CHARM OF ROYALTY! No wonder, the media elites, like…well, let’s not take names as they might get offended, fawn over him! The parliament should have been doing the same thing…FAWNING OVER HIM!

Not satisfied with removing him from the parliament, you’ve now made him homeless! How could you??? You increased the national unemployment count!! Now, a 50+ year-old unemployed “youth” has to live with his widowed mother!! How heartless of you! But before he moves into his mother’s house, he has to GO TO JAIL! Could you at least put him in the same room, with the same comforts, as his great grandfather?? After all, his father was “martyred” while on national duty (I don’t know what that means, but it DEFINITELY sounds good). The least India could do is ensure his stay is comfortable (bordering on the luxury he’s so accustomed to).

All in all, not a good show from the government! This is totally (I completely agree with Pinky) political vendetta!!

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