Humor from the well of Prof. R Vaidyanathan (Prof RV) never runs dry. With just 140 characters, he was awesome; but now, with 280, he has become unstoppable!
Sita’s husband
The year for 1986. I was a Graduate Student and one of the lucky ones to have an assistantship. I even had an office that I shared with another Grad student, who was into Crossword puzzles. He was struggling over a 4-letter word, whose clue was Who was the wife of Ramachandra? I gave the answer and was surprised that deep in America, there were crossword compilers creating clues about Indian heroes and more so, expecting the readers to decipher it.
When I read the following tweet, I was ROFL (Rolling on the floor laughing) –
For the last 40 years –every leader before poll says that Sita’s husband will get a grand temple but after poll only Nita’s husband seems to get everything–That is India:))) RT
— RVAIDYA2000 (@rvaidya2000) September 30, 2018
After picking myself up from the floor, it dawned on me that the good Professor had also added clues in the tweet that could be construed in more ways than one:
- An anagram of NITA is TINA (There Is No Alternative). Is he suggesting that there is no alternative to this husband of Nita? Or
- Is he suggesting that an anagram using the same four letters exists which gives a clue to another husband who too seems to be amazingly placed at the right place at the right time, making the right deals?
Kill two birds with one stone
A minister in the Tamil Nadu government drew parallels between his Chief Minister/ Deputy Chief Minister and Fidel Castro/ Che Guevara. Whether it was intentional or not, the minister’s tweet may have damaged his bosses more than helped him –
i love this minister Jayakumar of TN–Says that EPS/OPS is like Castro/Che in TN–Both of these have failed both in ideas and in rule– best way to attacK CM/Deputy CM by a minister–Besh";))) RT
— RVAIDYA2000 (@rvaidya2000) September 30, 2018
Future predictions (they usually come true!)
After the Supreme Court set aside the law that made adultery illegal, Prof. RV had this to say –
future imperfect: y day when the judge entered the party hall all husbands were worried and most did not want to introduce their wives to him-many young lawyers may face similar situation–they hve to give matrimonial ad stating not believe in judicial morality:))) RT
— RVAIDYA2000 (@rvaidya2000) September 30, 2018
Tunnel at the end of every light
AK know the difference:Congress manages to find a light at the end of every tunnel /BJP ends up with a tunnel at the end of every light:))
— RVAIDYA2000 (@rvaidya2000) October 25, 2012
Another priceless gem –
#NH Sources:Dr @Swamy39 is secretly building a tunnel from his home to Patiala court-will emerge from witness box like Rajani:))) Don't RT
— RVAIDYA2000 (@rvaidya2000) December 16, 2015
Going to London
The cartoon explains it all. It was inspired by this classic of Prof RV –
that fellow Sitaram kesari went to London & lost Cong President ship;)))))))))))))) https://t.co/63EX7SEaOh
— RVAIDYA2000 (@rvaidya2000) May 19, 2017
Like I said, the well of humor of Prof RV never dries up! Thanks to @akshaychanders for the cartoons.
His first book NDTV Frauds has been published and is an Amazon Bestseller.It ranked second among all eBooks that were self-published in 2017.
His second book, The Gist of GSTN which too is available on Amazon as an e-Book and as a paperback.
His third book, The Rise and Fall of AAP is also available in print version or as an e-Book on Amazon.
His fourth book, C-Company just released to rave reviews and can be bought as a print version or as an e-Book on Amazon.
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thanks for sharing
Kamalahassan : “Im figuring out who is my enemy”
Prof RV : ” Please look into the mirror”
Prof V is definitely humorous…..& hits the bulls eye each time & every time.