Dear Bilawal,
Every time I hear you speak in Urdu in some of those public meetings, I imagine it sounds JUST LIKE an ambulance mating with a whale!! Anyways, India could’ve invited you to be a part of the BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa). After all, you have been supplying a lot of, ahem, “medicines” to the former president of the INK. For reasons known ONLY to the current Indian government, they didn’t! My guess, and I’m sure your guess too, is this is another “Saazish”(conspiracy) on India’s part to keep you out of global forums! It has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH your economy.
Bilawal, I would recommend starting your own group; let’s call it PRICKS comprising Pakistan, Rwanda, Indonesia, Chad, Kazakistan, and Somalia. Your economic model, the one used in your esteemed country, could be passed on to the remaining countries, in this group, as a model to use!! I mean, what’s to lose!! It isn’t like the remaining countries, in this group, are topping the charts on economic growth! They could use some help and you’re standing ready to help! If they utilize this model, who knows, they might come close to being reflections of your esteemed country!! To top it off, your country’s name would be first in PRICKS, while India’s name is in the middle (BRICS).
PRICKS could potentially give BRICS a run for their money!! I mean it, really!! Think about it. What separates BRICS FROM PRICKS?? Economic conditions, right? Wrong!! Your currency ranks higher than the INR. How? The standard for all currencies is the USD. Is 283.25 greater than 82? DEFINITELY YES!! That’s the current conversion rate of USD to PKR (283.25) while India is JUST 1/3 of that (82)!! My math teacher, incidentally he’s a professor at the world-famous Pakistan Institute of Technology (PIT AKA Madrasa) has taught me that 283 is bigger than 82!! Stands to reason you are doing really well! You need to speak to your country’s people about trying to get this number to around 500, by the end of this year (December 31, 2023)! Let’s see if India can match that accomplishment!! Never in their wildest dreams! Oh, what? Really? Accomplishment is not the right word? No way!! Are you saying 283 is less than 82?? Who taught you math? Sorry, Bilawal, I was talking to my assistant (also known as my alter-ego)!!
So, yeah, PRICKS is a good initiative that you should re-start! The chairman of this group should be the former PM, Immi!! He’s worthy of being called a PRICKS chairman! His knowledge of economics is invaluable, some say incomparable!! Ask your former Home Minister, Sheikh Rasheed. Yep, the same guy who has nuclear weapons weighing 250 grams !! The weapons that would check the circumcision status of the victims before blowing them up!! His exact statement was something like this (apologies but I can’t imitate his Punjabi accent so I’m translating it to English): “We have bombs that will target just the Hindus and no one else”.
In regards to your statement about the Prime Minister of India, calling him “the butcher of Gujarat “, nothing wrong with what you said! By the way, can we call all Muslims in Pakistan “butchers of Pakistan”? Why? Because the population of Hindus has been decimated leaving them at 1% of the population. Ok, we won’t call them butchers of Pakistan. I know, the butcher community would be offended if I compared them to the people of your country!! Just kiddin’ Billo!!
Eagerly awaiting your reply, and always remember: keep an extra pair of underwear with you. You never know when you might need them!!
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