My New Letter Series – Dear Vivek, Really? You want To Become The President Of The US of A??

Vivek, it is important that we understand the importance of a population that wants its’ President to take the Oath Of Office with HIS hand on the Good Book

Kumar Sridhar

October 10, 2023

Vivek, it is important that we understand the importance of a population that wants its’ President to take the Oath Of Office with HIS hand on the Good Book

Dear Vivek,

You’re probably the last person that could be envisioned as Presidential material! You’re NOT white, you’re a self-made billionaire and don’t have any political background! On top of that, you’re of Indian origin! A Hindu to boot! As an icing on the proverbial cake, A Brahmin!!

The thing is, Vivek, you need to get off the “America for Americans” bandwagon and join the “America Is For All” bandwagon! Americans, white, brown, black, and any other color denominations who are American citizens should be relegated to second-class citizens! Learn something from Ole Joe, will you? Have you observed, that we have sanctuary cities around the country, including my home state NJ? It benefits our economy because they bring their acquired trade skills (legal or otherwise) to this country! Like what, you ask? Vendors (street) vending (is that even a word?? What the hell, sellers sell, buyers buy, and vendors vend!) their wares on the streets of your town! If they had the wherewithal, they’d sell legal stuff but they’re new to the country and are still trying to figure out the differences between Arabic and English! Ven they speak English, does it matter if they say When or Ven?? It should be acceptable that they speak English, even if it’s sporadic!! We learn Spanish to please the Latino crowd, don’t we? We should make Arabic a mandatory language, in the schools, for the teachers!! This way, the school children from the Arab world feel they’re being included! Even if the teachers have issues learning Arabic! All this, you can learn from Good Ole Joe!!

Now, let’s see what Ole Joe is doing to the USA. He’s picked THOSE “minorities” that don’t have equal representation in Congress. No, not the Indian National Congress (fondly called the Indian National Khangress, for obvious reasons) but out here in DC! All we have is Ilhan!! Poor ole Ilhan! How does the GOP expect to radicalize the populace if Ilhan is THE ONLY RADICAL ONE in DC? I mean, really…we need more people like Ilhan who can talk about the weakness(es) within the US Constitution while touting the greatness of Sharia Law! Let’s ignore the fact there’s the ONLY country, in the 57 Islamic countries around the world, Afghanistan, that has Sharia! Not even Saudi Arabia, the land where that religion was apparently founded, has Sharia Law!! At least not anymore!!

The next thing we have to do, to better the lives of the new immigrants (like Joe did, screw the inhabitants of this country), we need to give them good health insurance. How do we do that? We ask like the former President who symbolized HONESTY, Barrack HUSSAIN Obama did, the American people to pay a little extra (like $500 per month) so we have a new population that doesn’t have to exert itself and find work! I mean, how does a job help any country’s economy?? Money does! So, if we’re running short of money, let’s print a few hundred trillion more! Yes, it will cause inflation but who cares! All we want is a happy population!! When they do realize what has actually happened, we can blame it on the previous administration (like Ole Joe does)!

Look at me, constantly gushing about Joe’s accomplishments!! Like a teenager gushing about his new crush! But, really, Joe’s extraordinary! I mean, where have you seen a President shake hands with the wrong person? Even if it was an honest and inadvertent mistake!! I wrote to Joe when he was elected, a congratulatory letter if you will, where I asked him to learn the Tamil language! After all, his Vice President is half Tamilian! Yep, the language that Kamala’s forefathers spoke and, I presume, your forefathers spoke too!! I’m not sure Joe ever listened, or read, what I had said but it would behoove you to read that letter! Just as an afterthought, what exactly does behoove mean? Anyway, I digress…as usual! Effects of the scotch and ice that I had a couple of hours ago! Okay, a few of them and 10 minutes ago. I’m not going to change that!!

Vivek, it is important that we understand the importance of a population that wants its’ President to take the Oath Of Office with HIS hand on the Good Book. Oh wow, you caught the two things that I was trying to mask. Okay, let me answer them in order. First, why the upper case HIM! It’s going to be a VERY VERY long time before a woman is elected President. Didn’t we already elect a woman as VP?? When we do get some serious contenders, we ask HER what she’s doing in politics or worse, we dig up some minor infractions from her past!

Secondly, which one is called the Good Book? After all, Muslims call their book the good book (I call it the holiest of holy books, although I belong to your community), Christians call their book the Good Book, and Hindus call…well we don’t call any book a holy book. We do consider the Bhagwat Geeta as a holy book so let’s go with that! Take your pick Vivek! Someone’s going to be happy and the other two are going to scream bloody murder.

After doing all these things, and getting the local LEGAL population riled up against you, do what Joe, Don, Barrack Hussain, and the others before these people did. Shout loudly, “God Bless America” and all will definitely be forgiven. DO NOT MAKE the mistake of repeating AMERICA FOR AMERICANS!!!

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