My New Letter Series – Dear Pakistani People, CT2025: ICC & BCCI Ki Saazish Hai (ICC & BCCI Have Conspired)

Dear Pakistani people, we wish for the CT2025 to be held in your peace-loving country, with the nations unwilling to attend taking a LOOONG walk off a short boardwalk

Kumar Sridhar

July 27, 2024

Dear Pakistani People,

To play or not to play, in the Champions Trophy to be held in Pakistan in February 2025, is the question (apologies to Old Bill Shakespeare) hounding the Board of Control Cricket in India (BCCI). The feeble excuse given by the BCCI is that there are security issues within your esteemed country. After all, people are not dying every day in your country!! Let me rephrase that: people are not dying in violent crimes or terrorist attacks every day. They’re dying because of malnutrition or aged-related issues but, as one of your YouTubers says, DAFFINITLY not due to terrorism. That’s happening in India! The claim that all those dying in India are because of Pakistan is the flimsiest of excuses anyone can give! Your people are the most peaceful-loving people the world has EVER SEEN!! Javed Miandad saying “Death is inevitable, whether in India or Pakistan “ or the love he showed when he said, “If India doesn’t come to Pakistan, I will personally wear explosives and go to India” are being misconstrued as hate and violence-provoking statements. This was just showing love and nothing else. Bloody Indians! Always read what he says negatively!

In the recent WC-T20, the BCCI showed how vile they are by fixing matches so they could win the Trophy! They had the easiest of schedules, were able to play in NYC, and were able to gauge the pitch. The fact that Babar’s Lions were busy terrorizing, sorry shopping, in Manhattan is being overplayed by the horrible Indian media. Why would a reporter follow Azam Tank, sorry Azam Khan while he was enjoying a (few dozen) burger(s) in downtown Manhattan? All this shows how the BCCI (and the ICC) are trying to malign your country! The only reason I can think of why this was done is to weaken your country’s stance on Kashmir! No, I still haven’t had my scotch and soda, why do you ask?? I mean, I will be, in the next few minutes! My wife made some delicious Dal Fry along with Jeera Rice. I will be drinking my usual scotch while eating!! Why am I telling you this? I don’t know but it may be because of my sadistic nature (go check that word out in the dictionary). Well, okay I see why you asked me that question. In your country, everything India does, or doesn’t do, has to do with Kashmir! As a consequence, my statement above!!

Virat Kohli, Ravindra Jadeja, and Rohit Sharma retiring, from T20I, is also a part of the Kashmir conspiracy. Think about it for a minute! Why would they retire unless the BCCI, along with the ICC, conspired to keep them away from your country, until “Azad” Kashmir is in India’s hands. By the way, why is it called Azad Kashmir? I mean, they do have their own Prime Minister, YES, but that person is selected by your country! They don’t have any budgetary obligations, depending completely on your country to give them money! But, as always, I digress.

What you should do is invite Afghanistan to your country for a series of matches against Babar’s Lions. You can beat the crap out of them. You already did and they declined? Why? Oh, they have a series against Nepal!! That’s a low blow!! Are you telling me they have placed you below Nepal?? Well, don’t scream at me if Afghanistan thinks your team is not good enough for them!!

Wait, what’s this news about the ICC making you co-hosts along with the UAE? Oh, it’s because of the BCCI? See, I told you, BCCI and ICC conspired against you! I mean, if South Africa, England, Australia, and New Zealand can come and play in your esteemed country, so can India!! The last time I checked, Akshar Dham was in South Africa, Pulwama in England, the Indian Parliament in Australia, and Mumbai in New Zealand.

Your PCB is absolutely right when they say that keeping politics, and as a consequence politicians, out of sports is advisable! Your current Chairman, Mohsin Naqvi, who is also your Home Minister, said that, and he’s absolutely right! Wait, if politics should be kept out of sports, what is Mr Naqvi doing in the PCB? By the way, just for your information, Jay Shah (from the BCCI) is the general secretary and NOT the BCCI President, but that splitting hairs!! He’s still the son of Indian Home Minister, Amit Shah. The President of this corrupt BCCI is Roger Binny, a former cricketer!

Here is what you should do: uninvite India and extend that invitation to, no not Sri Lanka, but the USA or China! If either country comes it brings a lot of positives! I mean, if the USA came and played in your country. the IMF would be thrilled. Your country would get millions (probably more) in money. If China came, they’d restart the CPEC (China-Pakistan Economic Corridor). I mean, yeah your terrorism industry will bloom with the Chinese in town. That’s a positive right? Either way, your country would benefit!

Think about what I have said and ask Mr Naqvi to do what I suggested. Here wishing the CT2025 is held in your peace-loving country with the countries that are not willing to come, taking a LOOONG walk on a short boardwalk.

God Bless The USA!

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