My New Letter Series – Dear Ex Muslim Ali Shah, What You’re Doing Ain’t Right…

One of these days, things will DEFINITELY IMPROVE. All y’all are working towards that goal and doing a great job

May 21, 2023

Dear Ex Muslim Ali Shah,

You live here in, Gods’ Own Country, the Great US of A! Take a look around you and you’ll see the extreme hypocrisy in the many religions NOT including the peaceful one. Sanathanis are the worst; they pray to more than 330 different gods!! How does one remember who to pray to? I am a Sanathani and get very confused sometimes when asking for a “Dua” (blessing).

When one is given ONLY one choice, it becomes easy. Whether, or not, you like it, that’s the one BIG GUY that ensures everyone and everything has whatever the person, or thing, needs. Along with Sameer (now Siddharth), Desi Bhai, Alama, Shamim, and others, you’re making the peaceful people look anything but…and WHY shouldn’t they become violent?

Christianity has so many problems (I believe it still does); Judaism is no better. The BIG GUY IN THE SKIES, whether the other Abrahamic religions believe in him or not, made some mistakes when creating the other two religions!! He, thus, needed to set his mistakes right, and came up with the most peaceful religion. Think about it, Ali. You did? Well, apparently not enough so I’d recommend doing it again! And again! The problems that exist in Christianity are very obvious. How can one say that “I’m the son of god”! Really? Prove it! Walking on water ain’t proof enough! The ocean made way for you to walk through! Big deal!! I walked in the bathtub! Am I the son of god?

Judaism has its own issues with people who don’t like anyone from the peaceful side! The peaceful people wanted to live peacefully with the Jews, but the Jews wouldn’t have anything to do with them! Confusing, ain’t it!! Imagine the situation the Jews are in!! If you and I are confused, and we ARE NOT JEWS, they (the Jews) must be TOTALLY confused!!

To top it off, the Jews wouldn’t even accept THE BIG GUY IN THE SKIES AS THEIR GOD! Sorry, I wasn’t shouting, just trying to make a point. Anyways, getting back to what I was trying to say..wait, what was I trying to say? Not asking you, Ali, I was talking to my secretary (also called my alter ego). I forgot what I was trying to say! It happens a lot! You too??? Damn!! And here I was, thinking I was unique!!

Oh yeah, I was doing a comparison between the religions to prove that the PEACEFUL religion, and the people following it, were OUTSTANDING! Not standing out, like at the airports where the peaceful people are made to wait for security reasons!! What, or who, exactly created security problems??? DEFINITELY NOT THE PEACEFUL PEOPLE!! That’s why they’re peaceful!! The guns are incidental and not something they actually carried! I believe the Jews planted these guns to incriminate peaceful people!!

Please don’t talk about the one month of fasting! I’ve heard Kafirs say that this IS NOT fasting but reorganizing eating schedules! Ridiculous! Their ridiculous logic is that fasting involves missing a meal and involves NOT eating after sunset until sunrise!!

In regards to the Sanathanis, the less said the better. I mean, every day is a frickin’ holiday according to their religion. They pray to A VARIETY OF GODS!! Can’t they make up their minds?? Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva!! And then all the women they pray to!! Women shouldn’t be prayed to but, should be treated as children of Satan!! After all, they ARE A HUGE distraction to MANKIND! First, they make men try to win them over; after that, they treat men in such a way that MEN have no option but to subjugate them!! If this is unfair, then like I told your friend Angel, MEN DON’T HAVE A CHOICE!!! To pray to them!!! WOW!! But, what can one do except laugh at these idiot Sanathanis!!

Rather than point out to perceived injustices, and perception is definitely what it is, why don’t you focus on the positives of this wonderful gift to humankind? Positives like, umm, let me think, umm..you’re going to have to help me with this one, Ali. I’m sure there’s a whole list of positives but I (being a Kafir) can’t think right now. Not because I can’t think but because I am pouring milk, honey, and water on one of the gods that I pray to!! What a waste of resources! But, do I have a choice? NOPE!! I completely disagree with what Alama said, about sacrificing animals to THE BIG MAN IN THE SKIES!! Ain’t nothin’ similar!! Applies and Oranges, Ali!! That’s what this comparison is!!

Anyways, hang in there. One of these days, things will DEFINITELY IMPROVE. All y’all are working towards that goal and doing a great job. To those that are fighting against all of you, my advice is simple: keep an extra pair of underpants with you. You’ll never know when you’d need it!!

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