Dear Major Arya,
After all, Major, what has Pakistan done, that you have such contempt for that country? Ok, so they killed a few (thousand) innocent civilians, and before we forget, Indian Army soldiers. So, it was just Pakistan’s attempt to help control India’s population! Look at the positives, Major. Where the Indian population could have been 1.6 billion, it’s now 1.4 billion. You’ve got to look at the positives. Sir! Your positivity (is there a word in the English language? What the hell, they can add it if it isn’t there) is positively appalling! You’re positive about the wrong things!
You should be negative about the following:
India: So what if India is the 5th largest economy in the world? Big deal! The whole world knows that the number should be high! I mean, is 5 greater than 140? No, it isn’t, and my mathematics professor said so! So what if he studied at the PIT (Pakistan Institute of Technology), serious competitors to the IITs, also known as Oxford Madrasa. No, this is not the same Oxford that your friend, Immi, went to in the UK, but is based in the very luxurious town of Sialkot!!
Economy: Pakistan is doing great with their economy! Take a look around Pakistan! Petrol prices are usually indicators of how well the economic conditions are. The lower the gas prices, the worse the economy. That’s because the extremely patriotic Pakistani administration knows how much they can fleece (sorry wrong choice of words. It should be charge) the population of extremely educated and skilled, not to forget wealthy, citizens Therefore, it stands to reason that they’re charging the exact price that people can afford.
G20: Major Saab, tell me what India is going to achieve by hosting this conference, other than the bud dua (श्राप) of the elite Pakistani population? Then, to host it in Kashmir? Unacceptable! Your argument that Gilgit-Baltistan is disputed territory is unfounded, and has no basis! Basis for what, you ask? Basis for anything logical (thanks to General Asim Muneer for telling me this and having the time to proof read)! The people of G/B acquiesced, and willingly I must add, to being “outsourced” to China! What right does India have to object to this outsourcing? The local population, from the IIOJK (Indian Illegally Occupied Jammu and Kashmir) have put up extreme resistance against the holding of this conference and are not impressed, at all, with all the development they see (thanks to Samaa TV for this legitimate on-the-ground news). So, the budget for IIOJK is twice that of the entire Pakistani state? So what? Pakistan doesn’t need to spend that kind of money, as their infrastructure, roads, buildings are state of the art (as of 1940).
The extremely qualified and highly knowledgeable Foreign Minister of Pakistan, who you, so unceremoniously call Billo Rani, is doing the right thing in holding demonstrations in Azad Kashmir, not even 60 miles away from the G20 venue. He’s been invited by the local populace to join them in this demonstration! What’s not to trust him? One look at him and you feel the warmth in your heart (like looking at a snake). The only negative is that when he speaks Urdu, as I’ve mentioned before in my previous articles, he, unfortunately, sounds like an ambulance mating a whale!! Nothing can be done about that.
Pakistan has, in addition to the Aatum Bum (thanks to the Pakistani public for correcting my spelling mistake. Here I was thinking it was Atom Bomb), something that India lacks. Yep, you got it right the first time! Jazba (Passion)! Indians, for some reason, don’t have that Jazba. Be it in any field, Indians are very dispassionate and, seemingly mechanical!! That Jazba is what will always keep Pakistan way above India. Indian people wake up in the morning, take a shower, get breakfast and head out work/ school. They come back in the evening, get dinner and either head out to shop or go to bed! Day after day! Monotony at its best (or worst).
Now, let’s take a look at the life of an ordinary person in your esteemed neighboring country. They wake up, they take a shower (if they have the urge and there’s water supply), get breakfast, go and visit the local holy site, go to work (if they are employed), get out of work to protest some critical issue like France, India or someone/ something else, burn down cars and motorcycles, go back to work (if no one has burnt that building), go back home and get dinner, if they’re fortunate enough, change that to “feel like”! Every day, there’s excitement in their lives! And how!! Life can’t become mechanical Major Arya, it needs some kind of excitement, to let us know we’re alive!! That, your neighbor has, and India doesn’t!!
Anyways, Major Arya, I hope you realize the error of your ways, and start being more supportive of the Pakistan (once again, thanks Gen Asim Muneer, for editing my article and correcting my English) and its’ people.
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