My New Letter Series – Dear Pakistani (Un)Educated Media, G20 Meeting In Bharat

Dear Pakistanis, many of your citizens want to migrate to Bharat! I agree with Major Gaurav Arya when he says “Don’t let them into Bharat”!

Kumar Sridhar

September 25, 2023

Dear Pakistanis, many of your citizens want to migrate to Bharat! I agree with Major Gaurav Arya when he says “Don’t let them into Bharat”!

Dear Pakistani Media,

A few weeks ago, the G20 Meetings took place..in Bharat. I guess the Narendra Modi govt didn’t like being called “Endia” by your esteemed former Science and Technology Minister, A LAWYER by profession. His knowledge of science is as good as my knowledge of Pakistani Law. Oh, I stand corrected: Your country has NO LAW! By the way, I have a question for you media “professionals”. How is it that everyone in your “esteemed” country seems to fall into one of 4 professions: Journalist, Media, Army, Or Lawyer? I forget one profession, Politician!!

How does your country generate revenue? I mean, let’s assume for a minute (ASSUME, this is not real): Your country wants to get into the G20 (although I heard a few “geniuses” on one of your media outlets who said, and I quote, “We (Pakistan) don’t want to be a part of the G20. We are happy as we are!” I guess, this “intellectual” doesn’t understand the importance of the G20. Just to enlighten your, already enlightened, intellectuals, the G20 is a group of the 20 strongest economies in the world!!!! Not a political group!!

To rub salt into your already disease-infested wounds, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia DID NOT EVEN STOP OVER for a cup of coffee, in your country! On his way to Delhi, or on the way back to Riyadh! If that wasn’t enough insult, Turkish President Erdogan (your brother) said he’d be honored if India became a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council!! Erdogan!!!! Yep, he said that!!! Then, the final nail in the coffin: UAE (yes, another of your brothers) announces that it will be working with India to build an economic corridor between the Arabian countries and Europe! As an alternative to CPEC (China-Pakistan Economic Corridor)!! Just when the coffin was being lowered into the ground, Afghanistan announced that they will be cooperating with Bharat in building a railway corridor from Moscow to Delhi!! That should probably be the ONE insult that hurts the most!!

A few weeks before, Chandrayan-3 landed, softly, on the South Pole of the moon! With that, Bharat had its flag on the moon! Yes, you have the moon on your flag! You might want to check that moon on your flag! Maybe, just maybe, you’ll see the Bharat flag on your flag!!!! It might be a good idea to remove the moon and put, let’s see..the Sun! Wait, Aditya L1 is exploring the Sun! No, they’re not landing on the Sun, as some of your genius minds seem to think! But, I digress…I do that sometimes…too many Bloody Marys’ (less blood, more Mary with salt…ooh, can’t beat that!!) Getting back to showing you, your actual status and (the lack of) knowledge of worldly happenings, one genius (who has become famous for this statement) said, he “doesn’t have any evidence that Bharat landed on the south pole of the Moon. If they really had landed there, wouldn’t NASA confirm this landing”. Just to update your genius minds, NASA DID confirm!! I guess, ISRO made one mistake! Yep, I admit, the agency did make a mistake! That was, they didn’t invite this genius to the launching and landing! Then again, the rest of the world understands that most of your genius minds have graduated from the world-famous PIT (AKA Madrasa).

Earlier, the G20 Foreign Ministers had met…in Kashmir! Before you get orgasmic, it was Jammu & Kashmir! Yep, that part of India that, you claim is a part of your country! What they saw, and what you didn’t, was the development of the highest order! The beautification and modernization of this state was there for everyone to see! They have more medical colleges and hospitals in that state than you have in your entire country!! I stand corrected: You have more Hakeems (practitioners of Islamic medicine) in Pakistan than the world needs. I mean, what medicine can cure disease better than reciting the Holiest Of Holy Books??

Many of your “media personalities” ask, as if they’re totally unaware, why Afghans hate your country. Really? Should that be a question? Your country was the one that enabled the destruction of that country while safeguarding Bin Laden in your country!!! You know what’s funny? The world’s best army and agency claim they were unaware of his presence in your country!!

Many of your citizens want to migrate to Bharat! I agree with Major Gaurav Arya when he says “Don’t let them into Bharat”! Who wants another 300 million radicalized people in a country of 1.4+ billion people?? That’s a rhetorical question (ooh, I forgot, you don’t understand the word RHETORICAL. It means a question that doesn’t need to be answered as the answer is self-evident!). But, movin’ on!!

One question that is frequently asked by your esteemed media people (YES, You!) is, what has happened to the Pakistani economy that it took a BIG NOSE DIVE in the past 5-6 years! Well, all y’all keep repeating Prime Minister Modi’s statement, and I am posting the translated version, “I will make sure Pakistan will be walking around with a begging bowl”! The answer to your question is in the PM’s statement. Didn’t understand? Well, when he demonetized the 1000 INR and other denominations, it wasn’t JUST to bring out the black money within India!! He knew that your country had “small cottage industries” that were experts at printing Indian money(sometimes better than the British company that had been contracted by the Congress government). When that happened, it hit your economy REALLY HARD. So hard that today, your country IS TRULY walking around with the begging bowl! As I write, I hear your Minister for Economy (also known as your Chief of Army Staff, Asim Munir) has asked Saudi/ Qatar/ UAE and another country for 6 Billion USD! Asked is probably a diplomatic way of saying, “In the name of the Big Man in the sky, please give us 6 Billion USD”!!

Concluding this letter, I’d say you are exactly where you need to be! Economically, politically, and morally bankrupt!! Good luck digging yourself out of these holes!!

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